Friday, February 4, 2011

Images Of Beautiful Women

Chicane first

The Waltz of Baffles

an era baffle

events which I will speak occurred before the war, before war, the fall of 2012 during this very short period when it is neither hot nor cold. The seasons are reluctant to meet and exchange roles. Moods are changing to suit the temperature and nature must be resolved to fade slowly to be lulled into a deep sleep recovery. The man takes for granted its environment. At twenty years as eighty years, he understood about the mechanisms and managing life. As if it were a rational and predictable. But this ignores the chaos, this element distorting pipant cards and dice. Everybody cheats ... The cheat nature, men and women cheat. Monsters ... Oh, the monsters love to cheat.

The story I will tell you is that of two friends, two men with relatively stable emotionally and physically. Two young adults whose path was traced to advances, without surprises, smooth, a life all its most banal, the limits of pure mediocrity. A lukewarm life until chaos throws a pinch of salt and a shovel pepper in the hot, viscous mixture of fate friendship with Steve and Hans.

Steve Houle was a young man of twenty-three years with a beautiful and strong confidence in himself. To correct it apparently was not very nice but certainly not ugly either. He was charismatic and virile and had a magnetic machismo among women. He could quickly and easily seduce the people of the weaker sex. But Steve had a flaw. He could not keep him near the women he managed to seduce. They all left him, inevitably, after a few days. And what Steve wanted above all was having a romantic relationship lasting and stable. The fact that he lived with his mother seventy-five years in a small apartment in the heart of skid row did not help his relationship status. He however hopes one day to find the woman of his life, the chosen its heart, the muse of his penis.

At the other end of town in a luxurious mansion he inherited after the death of his father lived Hans Lafrenière. This man of twenty-two years seemed to have everything for him. He was handsome, tall, with square shoulders and a beautiful blonde curly hair. He mastered the piano, guitar and harp. He was religious and went to church every Sunday. It was also pretty good at seducing women but was however not at all interested in a romantic relationship. He much preferred the love of a night for love of a lifetime and collected women as they collect butterflies, pinned through the heart.

Especially, Hans and Steve were best friends world and you'll probably realize that their main interest was the common game of seduction. It was also the most preferred activity they share together as a team sport for the intense exchange of sweat and saliva. In fact it is precisely their capacity for teamwork that made them so effective in picking the women one after the other. They went out together in the boxes night four to five nights a week and they perfected their method of work. For it was these two boys to an art for which he should have practiced regularly to become as good and efficient as possible to seduce a woman and bring her to bed .

An evening of October our two friends threw their sights on a box trendy downtown: the Holy Martyrdom. Following their usual ritual, the two friends contemplated the temple of seduction and sex cheap discount proudly. Steve gave a pat on the back of his friend while exclaiming

"Hey big, it will Pogner the beautiful ptite soer plotter!". "Actually Steve, it's the game plan," replied Hans. "Onweille All Aboard sua ice!" Steve launches while moving aggressively toward the door of the establishment. Hans followed him with insurance but at a slow pace. Once inside the club, the two friends split up as usual to better observe and analyze their individual hunting and thus choose their prey.

Hans enters a large room in the middle of which is a circular bar. He stops and looks at the place and people, head raised up high and a smile full of confidence on his face drawn. For a few hours it will be the bar owner, the manager of employees, the Don Juan of the ladies. Nothing would fail, all will be successful. He closes his eyes half a second in order to visualize all that this evening it will beautiful. In the opening he starts walking toward the bar, the process takes a male power exceptionally powerful. He orders a beer while sharing a joke with the bartender then noticed the corner of my eye a group of five people on the left: two men and three women, one of them a redhead, will be his first target. Without hesitation or reflection Hans goes to them. He takes care to place themselves alongside their target, knowing that arriving face to face with it would be threatening.

"Hey hello!" Says Hans a fun and energetic tone while offering the most beautiful smile that is complicit. The five individuals are turning toward him and before they have time to react, Hans asked:

"I can not stay long because my friend but do expect you saw the two girls who fought in the bar five minutes ago? It was completely mad. "

"Ah ouain?" Answered one of the men, obviously unhappy with the presence of the intruder in group. Hans resume with a vengeance directed to this man "It has the air they were fighting for a guy but, he was just watching what was going on, laughing! A nice guy anyway, I just saw quickly. He looks like a little besides, I think that ... Hey, it's not always toé? "The man was shaken by the technique of defusing Hans and respond by stammering "Um no, no, it was not me. "Hans hold out my hand and said" Me it was Hans. "The man shakes his hand in response , "My name is Hugo." Enchanted Hugo "Hans reply before turning his gaze to the beautiful redhead. As soon as their eyes meet, it comes "I'm Vanessa" she said with an embarrassed smile. Hans puts his hand on the shoulder and asking him "Vanessa, you describe yourself as a well-bred girl?" To which it, surprisingly, say "Yeah!". Hans then brings his hand to show the whole group and said to Vanessa in the same breath "So this me your friends!" She drops chuckled then introduced Hans to each member of the group "Good, Well it is as you already know Hugo and Sebastian's side. Worse you got there Sarah Julie worse. "Hans takes plenty of time to shake hands with everyone, to name them by their names and offer them his most charming smile.

He takes a pause of a second later and then asks, "You know how ". Vanessa say "We are all teachers at a primary school." Hans replies "Cool. Heile bin it has been fun to chat with you guys but I'm going with my friend. "Hans turned his back to the group, a few steps then turns suddenly, exclaiming" ; Hey basically, it makes me think ... I was just an argument about it with my friend. There are four oceans have you or if there are five? "Young teachers are watching them and Sebastian is the first to respond" Well there are four, it is clear. To which Vanessa replica while giving him a pat on the shoulder "Well no nono, there are five: the Pacific Ocean, Atlantic, l & rsquo ; Indian, Arctic Antarctic worse. "

It never missed. Hans and Steve were prepared, calculated and studied a lot of routines that allow them to address a group of people, they make conversation while creating an environment of charm and seduction designed to seduce a woman selected in advance by the teasing and making the demonstration of high values from the predator, thereby placing his prey under his spell. These routines were so well oiled and practiced as the two friends could predict people's reactions with a high degree of accuracy and aftershocks have prepared in advance for just about every possible scenario, such a magpie This interactive theater in which only Hans and Steve were aware of being actors, writers and directors. These two boys had found the key to the heart of women. Or rather, they found a way to manipulate situations to create the ideal conditions for the process of seduction is on their side. And this technique was a great success for them.

"Well, it's completely absurd," John exclaimed in fear, half choking with the sip of wine he had drunk. "You will not make me believe in the efficacy of such a method of seduction, it's ridiculous. Speaking of oceans? Come ... Be serious. "

I understand your disbelief Mr. Fear. And I will not try to convince you of the effectiveness of this particular method of seduction. This is not the point nor the purpose of this story. But it remains that crazy or not, these two men and managed to seduce many women each week. And it is an undeniable fact. Finally, back to that famous night.

Hans Sebastian and Vanessa looked a little amused. "Actually you are wrong both. I must make a confession, sometimes I checked on my cell because I was convinced, like you Vanessa, he There were indeed five oceans. I was stupid for not knowing but it is reassuring to see that I'm not alone! "Hans then bursts out laughing and adds" There are actually five oceans but they changed the name of the Southern Ocean for "Southern Ocean" a few years ago. "The group then reacts the same way that the dozen other groups on which Hans had been accustomed to test this routine, and people began to doubt the veracity of this assertion. Obviously, Hans had already prepared a reply.

He opens the mouth and about to reply when he sees Steve sat on a bench about ten feet away, in full discussion with a creature of superhuman beauty. A beautiful blonde playing slowly through his hair with his right hand and holding a glass of wine in his left hand. She was in profile compared to Steve and faced Hans.Steve heated discussion was in full so that the woman did not seem to really listen. Hans was usually iron concentration but a troubled retail. This attractive intriguing was watching him intently. It could not be fully satisfied because it was far and that the bar was bathed in light rather bleak.

"Hello? What the report Astral Ocean? It is not even that! "Almost shouted the little Sarah. Hans then exits immediately from his reverie and stammer of pain and misery "No, no ... It's uh, it's not Astral is Austral. Tse is like the planet there. I mean Pluto, they decided it was a planet could there. It is the same Hans bit her lower lip as he had miserably spoil his answer and he knew that anything could be played on a hesitation or weakness on his part. Sarah turned to Vanessa with a tune that was familiar with Hans, who sent the message that he was no longer welcome and that he would soon be ejected from the group if he does recovered not the situation quickly. He then played one final attempt at phishing and addressing the two women he launched "It's been you know?" Vanessa say "Well, it made four years ago. "I thought." Oh yeah? How does it? "Hans resume confidence in him and says" I'll show you. I'll pass the test of best friends " The two young women smiling and watching Hans asked with a serious look "OK, do you use the same shampoo?" Sarah and Vanessa are turning again toward one another and while Vanessa is about to say something, interrupts Hans "No need to answer ... You've passed the test." How does it? "If you were not the best friends you have kept eye contact with me and you would have responded. When the souls of two people are connected like yours are, these people begin to look. It's like a telepathic link. It is the most profound and authentic connection that two people can not have. "The two girls look at themselves and start to laugh. Vanessa sighed with a smile, "OK, it's cute." Hans leans slightly toward her to take the time to observe it from all angles, he intensively scrutinized as if analyzed. Then after a while he slips "You're not always scorpion?" Vanessa answered, amused, "No!" Then Hans D ; Plique "No ... That's what I thought ... Cancer?" Vanessa is in shock, totally surprised because Hans has managed to find his zodiac sign, "Yes ..." Hans connects quickly "So you're like a crab. You protect yourself from the outside world with a solid shell but basically you're soft on the inside. "Vanessa says," So! People think I'm rough but they know not how it's so not like that there! "Hans took the opportunity and adds" It Special eh, we talk about deep things worse there in the background we even know ... Also I was not even supposed to be here tonight. We were talking about astrology here ... For me it is the stars that line up for us, do not you think? "Hans then applied to the rest of the group" I borrowed a few moments Vanessa. He slips his arm around the pretty redhead and pulls away while continuing to captivate its pre-fabricated phrases. He chose a bench and invite her to sit target.

"If it's not the best guitarist of all Blainvillopolis!" Exclaims Steve realizing that Hans had chosen the seat next to the one that & rsquo ; he was with the pretty blonde. Steve then invited his friend and his conquest to share their table. Hans sits side of the blonde while Vanessa settled near Steve. The sublime creature turned to Hans and said "Good day Hans, your friend told me much about you. My name is Anne-Noel. "Hans reacts slowly, as in a trance, mesmerized by this delightful delicate blonde with freckles and blue eyes and an infusion medium & ; it green! Steve and Vanessa exchanged a look, surprised and slightly upset by the obvious disconcerts Hans. "Yes, uh, I is Hans, hello!" Anne-hand Noële laughing and grasping the hand of Steve over the table, he said, "Your friend seems ê ; be a strange bird funny. "Hans is then tinted a pout of frustration and disappointment. This reaction is childish enough to convince Vanessa to get up and leave without a word, humbled by the unsubtle crush Hans for this strange lady. It suddenly displays a cute little smile and launches devastating to both men "It is perhaps time for me also to draw my bow. Hans, it was short but a great pleasure to meet you. Steve, you have my email and I look forward to hear from you. "Hans shakes his head while watching Anne-Noëlle try to get up, it said," Go I have to you my beautiful t'enjambe or if you'll let me go? "Oh yes, sorry! "cried Hans, who becomes almost any gene of red while rising from the pain and misery to let out Anne-Noëlle the bottom of the seat. Then, in a burst as spontaneous and surprising, he launches "Heu me worse, I can you to have your email?" The creature with two eyes different colors looks at Steve, then Hans and he whispers in her ear. She then goes to the bar and finally disappear into the crowd of customers.

My tabarnac! "Steve whispers a aggressively while Hans grabbing by the collar," You gonna let alone my target is to moe, do you understand? ". Hans suddenly pushes him Steve and whistles "Look at my big, she chatters to me any worse there. Moe j'fais just him do the talking, thats it. It is still not my fault if you're not able to close on the deal Calisse. "Steve's eyes enlarge and fill with anger untenable. Her whole body starts shaking, due to intense pressure and pain. He jumps up and leaves the table with a firm step. Han gets up and watches him go then he digs in his pocket. A few seconds after Steve came out of the Holy Martyrdom, Hans sits down and goes out of his pocket a hard candy mint that unpacks slowly and laid upon his tongue.

The intense aromas of mint invade the mouth and nose with Hans while his heart is pounding like the beat of a million drums. He closes his eyes.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Pacific Science Center Free Parking

Chinese New Year: Happy New Year of the Rabbit! Vigilance



Also called Year of the Cat or Hare, according to parts of Asia, it comes after a rather stressful year of the Tiger. A new year is peaceful and relaxing under the sign of the good life. The Rabbit is the calm, all year .